10 Corny Market Research Riddles

Happy New Year!

What better way to start off 2013 than with a little bit of humor?

I hereby submit to you 10 corny riddles about market research.

The answers can be found below.

  1. What methodology is best for infants?
  2. How are market researchers like Stradavarius?
  3. What do pollsters spread on their toast?
  4. Why did the market researcher go to Starbucks?
  5. What is a market researcher’s favorite weather forecast?
  6. What happens to a market researcher who doesn’t keep up on the latest methods?
  7. What do you call 10 magicians and a moderator?
  8. Who did market research on the television show Fantasy Island?
  9. What does an angry market researcher read?
  10. Why did the market researcher with a cold get sent to the Geology Department?


  1. Mobile research
  2. They’re always creating instruments.
  3. Margarine of error
  4. For the free samples
  5. Variably cloudy
  6. Regression
  7. A hocus pocus group
  8. Survey Villechaise
  9. Cross tabs
  10. She said she wanted to learn about sediment analysis.
About Dana Stanley

Dana is the Editor-in-Chief of Research Access.

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